Long American Obesity ($FATSO)

Fair warning - in no way do I mean for this to come across as offensive, lighten up and enjoy the read.

I would like to introduce to you the trade at the epicenter of American culture. I call it $FATSO.

First on our $FATSO trade list is none other than Weight Watchers' parent company, WW International ($WW). Let's face it, counting calories can be a real drag, especially for our beloved American $FATSO who's just trying to enjoy life! The chart tells the story here… Far from appetizing.

Forget Weight Watchers, the new "it" thing among Hollywood hotties and our dear American $FATSOs is none other than Oh Oh Oh Ozempic! Inject the potion in your veins watch the fat melt away without lifting a finger - it's like magic! Ozempic manufacturer Novo Nordisk ($NVO) has been a absolute face ripper because of this ground breaking tech.

With the brilliant technology that is Ozempic, worrying about ones sugar intake is a thing of the past! It’s okay, go ahead and stuff your face, I mean what harm could a second milkshake possibly do?

Last but not least, what would the $FATSO trade be without some exposure to Buffett’s pride and joy? Checkout them golden arches ($MCD). I’m lovin’ it!

Enjoy your weekend! Have a couple quarter pounders for me!